Category Archives: Humor

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Where Are Things When You Need Them?

Posted on November 4, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Band-Aids are always the wrong size. Why do they put so many of those little tiny ones in a box of assorted sizes? They are not big enough for an average cut on a finger. But get a scratch on … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Rants | Tagged Change, Coat Hangers, Envelopes, Items, Keys, Needs, Remote Control, Safety Pins, Shoes, Stuff, supplies, Things that get lost, tools | 5 Comments

The Doctor Will See You Now

Posted on November 1, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I went to the doctor yesterday. Somehow doctor’s offices just don’t seem to be what they used to be. They have become so automated that I felt like I should be on a conveyor belt — or maybe on one … Continue reading →

Posted in Health, Humor | Tagged Assembly line, Automation, checkup, Doctor, MD, Medical, Medical records, Medical tests, medicine, Nurse, Patient, Physician, Prescription, Reality check | 9 Comments

The Haunted Home Tour

Posted on October 29, 2016 by Sheila Moss

We are inviting you here today for our “Open House and Home Tour” of this prime piece of real estate. It is an excellent buy, and we would like to get a little life back into this house and … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Home, Humor | Tagged Ghost, Gothic, Halloween, Haunted, Home Tours, Houses for Sale, Open House, Paranormal, Real Estate, Realty, Spirits, Supernatural | 3 Comments

The Pro Hockey Game

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I went to my first hockey game the other day. I’m not exactly sure why we are playing this Canadian sport here in the South, but it seems to have caught on. We even have our own pro team here … Continue reading →

Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Sports | Tagged Canadian sports, Games, Hockey, Ice hockey, National Hockey League, NHL, Predators, Pro sports, Recreation, Team sports, U.S. sports, Winter sports | 1 Comment

Office Dynamics

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Sheila Moss

It’s hard now to remember how it all began. It seems to have started when people who were not exactly homogeneous, or the type of people who would choose each other to “hang around with,” were forced by circumstance into … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Work Humor | Tagged Co-workers, Competition, Jealousy, Malice, Nastiness, office humor, Opposition, Personnel, Pettiness, Rivalry, Spite, Staff, Workplace | Leave a comment

The Adventurer

Posted on October 25, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I used to think that I would like to be an adventurer. I would go to South America and travel the muddy Amazon in a dugout canoe, outrunning any crocodiles that might show their ugly heads. I would camp out in … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Travel | Tagged Activity, Adventure, Bucket list, Exciting, Exotic travel, Explorer, Journey, Quest, Sight seeing, Tourist, Trip, vacation, Visitor, Wish list | 7 Comments

Child Proofing Your Home

Posted on October 23, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Child Safety… advice from a grandparent… It is important to keep potentially poison items out of the reach of small children. Read labels on cleaning items and move items that say, “Keep out of the reach of children” to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor | Tagged Advice, Child Safety, children, Common hazzards, Doorknob covers, kids, Playing with matches, Poisonous houseplants, Prescription drugs, Preventing falls, Safety gates, Safety Latches, Toddlers | 2 Comments

Kids Rule

Posted on October 20, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Kids, It has come to my attention that many of you are actually listening to adults and doing what you are told to do. This is NOT the way it is suppose to be. KIDS RULE! We are in … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor | Tagged Bedtime, children, Children's diet, father, grandchildren, kids, Misbehavior, Mother, parenting, Potty training, Raising Children, Spoiled brat, Temper tantrums | 3 Comments

Spike’s Body Jewelry

Posted on October 16, 2016 by Sheila Moss

There’s a new girl down at the health club. Her name is Spike. Spike is a nice girl, really she is. She just likes jewelry. Spike isn’t satisfied with wearing jewelry in the regular ways. “That’s too boring,” she says. Spike … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Humor | Tagged Belly ring, Body jewelry, Jewelry, Lip studs, Metal Mouth, Navel piercing, Nose ring, Pierced earrings, Pierced eyebrows, Pierced tongue, Piercings | 5 Comments

Battle of the Sexes

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Battle of the Sexes: She Says… Men think they are the superior sex. Just because their muscles are stronger they have the silly idea that their gray matter is equal to a female’s. What women lack in physical strength, they make … Continue reading →