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Tag Archives: Gifts
The Birthday Boy
My honey has a birthday coming up. So, what’s the big deal? I mean, we all have one every year. Why must we continue to feel compelled to celebrate long after childhood and into adulthood? Well, okay, I guess every … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Birthday, Birthday Cards, Gifts, Happy Birthday, I.O.U. note, procrastination, Shoes, Surprise, What to buy?
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An Interview with Santa
Humor Columnist Blog is proud to present an exclusive interview with one of the most famous personalities of our time and all time. We have managed to wrangle an interview with one of the truly great humanitarians and philanthropists. Please welcome, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Elves, Gifts, Interview, kids, North Pole, Red Suit, Reindeer, Santa Claus
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The Yuletide Stalker
Help! I’m being stalked! Yes, lurking outside my bedroom door this morning was a stalker, just waiting for me to innocently leave my boudoir and head toward the kitchen, still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and contemplating the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas spirit, Christmas Tree, crafts, Decorations, Elves, Gifts, Holidays, Ornaments, Shopping, Yuletide
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Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, Guess you thought I was not going to write this year? (Ha, ha, gotcha!) I just want to let you know that I’m still around. What I want for Christmas is a new Apple iPad. What else is … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Disaster, Disaster victims, Gifts, Jobs, Peace on Earth, Poverty, Red Cross, Santa, White Christmas
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Merry Perfect Christmas
December 1 Christmas is coming! I’m excited! I can hardly wait to get started with the decorating! I wonder if we will have a White Christmas this year? Wouldn’t that be great? December 7 Put up the Christmas tree. Get … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Tree, December 25, Gifts, Non-perfect Christmas, Office party, Ornaments, out of stock, Parking lot, Santa, Shopping, Snow
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Planet Christmas
“Welcome to Planet Christmas where it is Christmas 365 days a year!” “Is this for real? How can it be Christmas every day? Everyone knows that Christmas comes only once a year, on December 25th.” “Not here it doesn’t. We … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Black Friday, Christmas, Christmas shopping, Christmas trees, Commercialization of Christmas, December 25, Gifts, parody, satire, Traditions
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Life’s Little Lessons about Christmas
Walmart is the gift shop of last resort for the entire the population of the U.S. Christmas spirit is a mania created by commercial advertisers during October. It’s the gift that counts – disregard any information to the contrary. Christmas … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged children, Christmas, Christmas Cards, Christmas spirit, Christmas Tree, Decorations, Gift Cards, Gifts, Holly, Naughty or Nice, Santa, Toys, White Christmas
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How to Spoil a Grandchild and Alienate a Daughter-In-Law in One Easy Lesson
Dear Daughter-in-Law, I am very upset about your latest email, and I really don’t understand your negative attitude. I have made every effort to be helpful and offer suggestions about my grandchild that I think will be useful. I’m very … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor
Tagged Advice, children, Gifts, Grandchild, Grandmother, In-laws, Suggestins, Suggestions
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